his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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