I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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