Me too!
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
