Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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