Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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