oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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