actually, I'm a sock model
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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