Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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