I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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