I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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