Your dad touched me again.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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