I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.