Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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