That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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