i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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