I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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