All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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