Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
