Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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