What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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