Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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