I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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