Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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