Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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