Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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