Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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