Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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