brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
