i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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