if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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