your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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