Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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