The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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