i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I hope mine doesn't look like that
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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