somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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