the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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