i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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