Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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