I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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