Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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