Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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