that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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