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i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
All the doctor said was why
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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