just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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