remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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Green mimosas i think yes
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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