All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions