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• (425): View more from Washington

  OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.

  (540): View more from Virginia

  I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.

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• (212): View more from New York

  where am i from again

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.

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• (760): View more from California

  We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover

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• (925): View more from California

  What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party

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• (805): View more from California

  If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that

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• (925): View more from California

  We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.

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• (518): View more from New York

  ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???

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