Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
She bit a glass in half.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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