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  She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  One blow job doesn not make me gay.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.

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• (718): View more from New York

  I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...

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