So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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