Don't you send me to vm
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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