My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Randomize
