When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
seriously i just wanna be friends
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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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