Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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