She said her name was "party"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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