yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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