Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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