At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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