what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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