you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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