he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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