so that wasnt chicken after all
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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