is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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