Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
